I’m the driver, I’m a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it.

Filed under: Celebrities are retards., TV — andria at 4:45 am on Wednesday, August 30, 2006

First, I have to give a HUGE thank you to everyone who offered such encouraging comments. It’s incredibly comforting to know that there is a group of people I don’t even really know offering such support. To say I appreciate it would be putting it mildly.

I know that everyone struggles with something - be it weight, jobs, school, family, drugs, alcohol - it’s hard for me to talk about my struggle with my weight, mostly because I know that the struggle is my own - and that I’m the only one who can fix it.

I haven’t given up. I didn’t have a goddamned open wound for nine months after my surgery to just give up entirely.

I’ll get there.

 

   

And now, for a little levity up in this motherfucker, I offer this.

Poor skanky Tara Reid couldn’t get into the club. The best part of the clip, though, is when Paris Hilton gets in and sneers out of the corner of her eye.

I love Hollywood.

 

 

   

Hey, guess what? I still haven’t gotten my PC back.

Watch the news, because you might see a deranged redhead being carted out of Best Buy by police with bloody pocket protectors in her hands.

I’m just saying.

 

   

Big Brother is getting really good (though I’m pissed Erika backdoored Danielle - she is SO FUCKING STUPID).The Bitch (who’s on pregnancy disability and watches the live feeds all day) told me the other day that Janelle won the PoV, and that she put Erika up. Later that night, after they got some booze, Danielle got drunk and told Erika what a shitty move it was to betray her, and went nuts and screamed and yelled like a lunatic. I was kind of let down that CBS only showed a small portion of it, and managed to leave out the part where she drank a shitload of liquor.

I really wanted Danielle to win (but she really is stupid to have put her trust in Erika - I mean, you can’t trust ANYONE in that house), because I thought she got screwed on her season (she lost to the nice Jesus boy, Jason). But Janelle is such a fucking competing machine, that I almost think she should win. But then, Will and Boogie have pretty much manipulated everyone in the entire game, only having won one HoH competition. Ugh. I don’t know who I want to win. I know I don’t want it to be Skeletor Erika or “Well, g-o-o-o-l-l-llly” Chicken George.

 

   

Also, go look at this.

 

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Comment by Joey

August 30, 2006 @

I’m so pissed at Big Brother too! I loved the Sovreign 6 last season but this season they annoy me. I’ve been depressed ever since James left the house. If he couldn’t win I wanted Danielle to win and she’s as good as gone already. If Will is at the end who is gonna give him their vote? He picked off everybody in that jury house on his own. I’m torn between Chill Town and Janelle. Chill Town is FUNNY but they’re shady. And Janelle annoys me but the girl can PLAY! I guess I don’t care who wins now, everybody I wanted to win has either left or will be gone tomorrow. Boo Hoo!!!

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Comment by DanjerusKurves

August 30, 2006 @

The personalised stamp thing: AWESOME! I’m gonna have to take a new nudie photo and start mailing … wait … been there, done that. Crap.

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Comment by warcrygirl

August 30, 2006 @

Skank Wars. Just what do you have to do to be out-skanked by Paris Hilton? Nasty.

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Comment by nogooddaddy

August 31, 2006 @

OK…I’ve never been in a club in my whole life. Yes, I am an ass monkey loser, but do they all play Footloose? Because if Tara Reid wants to get into a club playing Footloose, I clearly have not missed much.

Who’s on the stamp? I can’t make out the picture.

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Comment by kristen

August 31, 2006 @

Aww, poor Tara Reid. And she just stood there. WTF, I’d go looking for some other place to hang out. Dorksauce.

You should use that same image of C to make postage of your own, but put a mustache and goatee on her face.

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Comment by sparkspark

August 31, 2006 @

Yo, Bella–I’m late with the encouraging comments, but can I jump on the bandwagon of support, late as usual? Sorry for my lameness. XOXO Violet

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Comment by Jen

September 2, 2006 @

Sweets, you can see all the delightful BB insanity (including Danielle’s drunken, slurring, insane meltdown with Erika) on YouTube. People are pretty much putting up every interesting thing from the live feeds that you could possibly want to see. There are even “Will & Janelle Showmance Tributes.” Swear to God. One is just of Will, set to “Whatta Man.” And, boy howdy, WHAT a man. I can’t wait to have a bunch of mini evil-doctor babies. And I’m sad that we haven’t had a chance to talk about BB at all this summer, given that I’m even more into it than you are. My dad loves it, too, so when I was at the hospital for 15 hours on Thursday, I watched the show in his room while waiting for him to get wheeled in from recovery. The man knew I had been there for 15 hours, knew I had watched the show so I could tell him all the details, but was so high on his pain med drip (can you believe they gave him laudanum?? Laudanum! That’s what people are addicted to on frickin’ Deadwood, back in the 1800s. Weird. Like when Camille got diagnosed with “the croup” a few years back. Who knew that shit still existed either?) that he insisted I stay at the hospital until “you [meaning me] know that I will be able to remember what you tell me about Big Brother.” How I was supposed to know when he would be able to remember what I told him, I have no idea. And it did take me about a half an hour to get out the details of the show because he was all fucked up and kept saying things like, “Danielle… Danielle…” like he was trying to remember who she was. Sigh. In any case, we really should gossip about the season soon. And thank you SO much for your responses to my Daddy Updates. They mean so much. :) Wow. I just wrote my own journal entry in your comments section. Enjoy.

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Comment by Jen

September 2, 2006 @

P.S. Why did I get number 444 when the comment before mine was 434? I know I’m not good at that new math, but that’s crazy. I guess I should just be grateful it wasn’t 666. Hey, I meant to add to that last comment that I read up on all the live feed happenings and everything else at a cool site (that doesn’t tell you its forum is full like that crappy Morty thing you linked to some days ago… pffft) called FORT - http://www.fansofrealitytv.com I don’t post often, but I’m Pennifer over there, as usual. Okay, bye!

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