Comments on: I’m going slightly mad.

By: Jen

Jen — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:36:19 +0000

P.S. I SWEAR to you that I had more than half an email written out not more than 10 minutes after I read the last one you sent. I swear to it. It even said something like, “Drop dead, sucker, it’s the new millennium.” Or something. In any case, I was interrupted, as usual, and when I came back to the computer the next time, everything was gone. So. Yeah. Perhaps the next millennium. But I still love you. C. is turning EIGHT tomorrfow. Can you believe that shit?

By: Jen

Jen — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:34:30 +0000

Wait, wait. Go back to the part where someone doesn’t like garlic. Say it again? I don’t get it. No, really. What? Whenever someone says that eating garlic makes you smell like garlic, I always say, “And that’s bad…. why?” I would like to bottle that shit and put it on my man nightly. That is all.

By: Cardigan

Cardigan — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:26:08 +0000

Hahahahahahahahahah!!

Who doesn’t love a little *motorboat*?? It’s more intimate than *smooches* doncha think??

By: Andria

Andria — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:37:05 +0000

Violet, we’re totally going to go nuts together!! I, too, like the sweater-as-a-turban. And we can speak with those well-bred English/Long Island accents. I’ve already got two cats, so just 2998 to go!!

DK, Ike’s only 4, so I don’t know how senile he is. Maybe he just enjoys watching me scream and yell and clean the floors over and over. That asshole.

By: DanjerusKurves

DanjerusKurves — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:19:07 +0000

Oh man, I LOVE garlic!!!! . . . as for Ike, could be he’s just getting senile. My kats randomly poop outside of the box too … maybe they’ve been watching too many marketing commercials about thinking outside the box.

By: sparkspark

sparkspark — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:10:00 +0000

Maybe he’s a vampire. And, in other news: Grey Gardens is my fantasy of how I will most likely end up, minus the good breeding. I kind of like the loony sweater-as-turban look, and I’m already skilled at hitting on young guys, so I figure I’m halfway there. Now, all I have to do is get 3,000 cats and read The Marble Faun. You can live with me, if you want–I plan to have a giant house in the Hamptons. XO Violet

By: andria

andria — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:44:44 +0000

Warcry, if I was the waitress, I would have fucked with him big time. But he’s such a baby, he would have tasted it and spit it out like a fucking CHILD.

Cardigan, you hoar! You and your motorboat!!

By: Cardigan

Cardigan — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:00:10 +0000

Nothing is more annoying than annoying people with AGENDAS to be even MORE annoying than usual. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?? Miraculously on the night “the prince” visits all garlic cooking was to cease??
Talk about looo-nah-tickkk! YOU sound normal compared to him. *motorboat*

By: warcrygirl

warcrygirl — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:42:16 +0000

What kind of fucknugget goes to a restaurant that specializes in garlic dishes…and gets pissed because he can’t get a dish made without garlic? The waitress should have brought him garlic butter.

By: Smed

Smed — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 13:59:57 +0000

What a fucktard. And you can quote me on that…