All about my cat.

Filed under: Friends, Pets, Work — andria at 4:18 am on Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Look what I do when I get bored.I’m taking Ike back to the doctor tomorrow. He didn’t pee in the litter box, so that means he’s probably holding it in, and he’s going to start piddling, and getting even sicker. My poor kitty. He drives me nuts, but I love him.I hate that there’s nothing I can do to prevent him from getting UTIs. I give him the prescribed medicine, and make sure his water is always fresh and clean, and I never deviate from the diet. No treats, no nothing, but he still gets them. The saddest thing is that he can’t tell me when he doesn’t feel good, and I don’t catch it until it’s bad (and expensive). I feel bad complaining about the money when it’s his health that I’m ensuring, but at the same time, I’m on a budget here. I’m not destitute, but I have a lot of things in the coming months, and hundreds of dollars in veterinary bills are not something I counted on. God, I feel shitty for saying that.I hope this gets better. 

Last week, my co-worker Soccer Mom got excited when we got a large box delivered to the office. She opened it up, and started pulling out body parts. A bald, grey head, arms, a torso, and finally I figured out that it was a Halloween decoration. (I’m incredibly sharp.) They were setting it up by my desk, which I didn’t like, because I could see it out of the corner of my eye, and it was distracting. And, I kept thinking someone was standing at my desk.

This is the view from my desk:

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This is the full-size view:

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He’s sound and motion-activated. When you walk by, his creepy eyes move around, and then his head follows you, and he makes sounds. It’s entertaining to watch people come through the door, because the reactions are always funny. Our DHL guy came in and got so freaked out by it that he hasn’t brought our packages upstairs in four days. He leaves them with the receptionist downstairs. But the BEST part of the whole thing is that Celestia HATES it. She can’t stand it, and every time it goes off, she huffs and puffs and pouts about it to anyone that will listen.

I didn’t really pay much attention to the sounds he made, and then today I noticed this low, guttural groaning sound, and it reminded me of something, and well, I’ll just say that I was a little turned on after that.

 

Yesterday, I was hanging out at Kay and DMX’s house for our Sunday Night Dinner (Kay decided that we just don’t see each other enough, so we need to get together and cook dinner for the group on Sundays). The Good Girl was in charge of dinner this week (which was a let-down; she made pre-marinated chicken breasts and freakin rice-a-roni - that’s a cop out meal if you ask me), and she made this low-calorie apple dessert that she found on the Weight Watchers website. I thought it was very good, but when I was watching RAM, he didn’t look so pleased. I was putting dishes in the dishwasher when he came into the kitchen with his bowl, still full.

“What’s the matter, you didn’t like it?”

“Well…”

“What?”

“Freebie?”

“Yeah, sure, you can have a freebie.”

“It tastes like shit, T.”

I would make such an awesome parent.

14 Comments »

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Comment by awittykitty

October 31, 2006 @

Sorry about Ike, but he might have a new friend request shortly. ^..^

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Comment by Meany

October 31, 2006 @

RAM is the most hilarious kid in the world. And after reading Witty’s comment and Friending your frigging cat (who I sincerely hope gets well and strong and healthy instantly), I am totally creating a Myspace page for my roommate’s cat. You are a genius.

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Comment by nogooddaddy

October 31, 2006 @

Yea, but why am I sure you’ve peeked under the statue’s pants to see if he’s doable.

Box from theNoGoodFamily? What? Did my wife send you a gift? Don’t forget…I no longer live at home so I have no idea what’s going on

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Comment by warcrygirl

October 31, 2006 @

You should stuff the Halloween guy’s pants so when he moans it looks like he has a chubby. What? Also, I’m so copying your idea on MySpace; remember, mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery or some shit like that. (get well soon, Ike!)

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Comment by Chickpea

October 31, 2006 @

Invest in pet insurance!

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Comment by Cardigan

October 31, 2006 @

OMG. THAT’s a lot of lotion… did the tissues not fit in the frame??

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Comment by Jessica

October 31, 2006 @

Oh yes! I am totally having my kitties add Ike as their friend. So, look out for Django and Oscar! I haven’t made an account for my third kitty yet. Hee Hee! xoxo - me

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Comment by Andria

October 31, 2006 @

Meany, it’s about time you figure it out. I mean, I can only say how brilliant I am for so long before you *finally* get it.

Warcry, don’t think I haven’t thought about all sorts of x-rated things involving the butler. And I’m sure NGD will enjoy knowing that Friday, when no one was looking, I totally checked out his package. It’s just a rod. Not the good kind.

Cardigan, it’s very important for me to stay as moist as possible! (hahahahaha)

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Comment by DanjerusKurves

October 31, 2006 @

Before you invest in pet insurance, check very carefully as to what is actually covered vs. how much per month you would be forking out for the premium. I found it to be not in the least bit financially feasible. There, see? that was the funniest comment yet!

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Comment by Cardigan

October 31, 2006 @

Are you participating in “November is Blog month”?
I’m trying it :)

I’ll ask around and see if anyone else is…

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Comment by Andria

October 31, 2006 @

What is that?? I’m going to have to investigate…

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Comment by Tia

October 31, 2006 @

I might have to make a page for my fids. Not that I can see Ike’s page because of the STUPID GOD-FORSAKEN FIREWALL LIKE WE’RE ALL CHILDREN NOT TO BE TRUSTED WITH THE INTERNET AT WORK WHICH IS TRUE BECAUSE WE LOVE TEH PRON, but I can infer from the others’ comments what a delight it must be, and it would be fun to do some adding for pets. Unless, of course, you think he’d eat my babies. As for UTIs, have you dried different litter? Doesn’t the ash content have something to do with it?

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Comment by warcrygirl

November 1, 2006 @

http://www.fussy.org/nablopomo.html

Or you can check out the link in my sidebar. Just look for the great big gun…

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Comment by Jen

November 4, 2006 @

Uh. Why does Ike have more friends than *I* do on MySpace? Oh, right. ‘Cause I’m never there and think it’s damn retarded. Still. He’s a goddamned cat. Sigh. Okay, DOUBLE sigh. Now I’m reading your comments, and it’s like you’re the first motherfucker to ever decide to pretend to be a cat online. What the fuck? I did this years ago, so this makes me way more pathetic than you. Have I mentioned I’m drinking?

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