Comments on: I voted for Fed-EX.

By: sparkspark

sparkspark — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:36:31 +0000

There was a little drama at our polling place, too–so dysfunctional, it felt like a family Thanksgiving, except without the green bean casserole and drunken uncles. XO Violet

By: Lauren

Lauren — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:14:54 +0000

We also have 900 year old deaf ladies at our polling places. They mangled my name so badly that I didn’t recognize myself. And, the best I can tell, everyone I voted for won! Go me!

By: andria

andria — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:48:27 +0000

NGD, all you have to do is pull your pants down and they’ll know you’re not black.

Oooooooh, SNAP!

By: DanjerusKurves

DanjerusKurves — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:38:19 +0000

My stand is this: if you can’t PROVE that I received a jury summons by way of my signature on the delivery slip together with a DNA sample, then I did not RECEIVE it.

I have never voted. *cringe* … it’s like dating, I just can’t decide between the cheaters and liars. Although, I had intended to vote for Kinky Friedman.

By: nogooddaddy

nogooddaddy — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:10:58 +0000

When I voted they thought I was black. Now, you have not met me, but I can honestly say that in all the pictures I post of myself, I have not been wearing pancake makeup.

The little old ladies could not fathom that I was not black.

Rock the Vote! But not too hard, you may break a hip

By: warcrygirl

warcrygirl — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:44:34 +0000

Were the doughnuts old, too?

By: golfwidow

golfwidow — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:08:55 +0000

I love it. K-Fed-Ex, when it absolutely, positively, has to be out of the house overnight.

I’m just sad that election day is over, and now, John DiStefano is going to stop calling me, I know it. He was just USING ME!

By: Wen

Wen — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:27:31 +0000

I’m shocked. Who knew there would be problems in their marriage?

I like how Brit tried to slide this thing through on election day. But hey, good for her getting rid of the money grubbing low life dirt bag sperm donor.

By: Cardigan

Cardigan — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:29:56 +0000

OMG I so wrote about that TOO!
I love you.

By: awittykitty

awittykitty — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:24:29 +0000

I hope Helen Keller isn’t COUNTING the damn votes too.