Comments on: Wait - I’m supposed to be THANKFUL for these people?

By: Cardigan

Cardigan — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:01:24 +0000

OMG!
I make back-handed compliments sometimes and I have NO idea how it got out of my MOUTH!! At least I’m not trying to be a giant twat, right??

Like the other day, I was talking to this girl in one of my classes about how I dye my hair darker. She asked me what color my natural hair was, and I ALMOST said. “It’s that dull inbetween color that isn’t really blonde and isn’t really brown either. LIKE YOURS.”

Yah. What the hell is wrong with my BRAIN!!??

By: GoingLoopy

GoingLoopy — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:19:03 +0000

…the stuffing was good, but I didn’t think it was orgasmic. However, I spent Thanksgiving weekend with a cold from hell, so my taste buds were broken. They’re still broken. At least I decided to ditch the family this year, though, because I am not flying 1000 miles to deal with white trash drama.

By: Lando

Lando — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:39:01 +0000

you want to talk delicious? Loopy brought me food on Thanksgiving, and in that food was some stuffing. i swear to god, i would have made love to it, had i not stuffed my face with it.

By: Meany

Meany — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:37:00 +0000

Your family is fucking insane. I would recommend putting laxatives in their stuffing next year, fo’ sho’.

And — I just now saw your reply to my comment on your last post … we cool, g. But I thought it would be a good time for me to make one of my famous blanket statements: All redheads are skank-ass whorebags with B.O. (Much love!)

By: warcrygirl

warcrygirl — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:34:39 +0000

I told her maybe the next cat she gets she can name him â€œouch motherfuckerâ€, because based on Sweet Pea and his name, heâ€™d be the best cat ever.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! We didn’t drive down to FL this year, too bad too because I’m totally missing the soap opera that is my White Trash cousin and his pregnant Trailer Trash girlfriend. Did I mention my cousin is married and his son just turned two? Yeah, and he wants to bring the slut to family gatherings. NOT.

I want some of your mom’s pie, loud shirt or not. GIMME PIE!!!!

By: awittykitty

awittykitty — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:25:53 +0000

Yeah, I saw my cousins who got married this summer at my uncle’s house Thursday. I didn’t want to go to their wedding this summer because they never ever spoke to me at family gatherings. But I did and they were all “OOOOhhhh, we’re soooo glad you’re here!! Smooch, smooch”. And then this thanksgiving, they didn’t even acknowledge me or say HI. Not once. Yay family!!

By: Wen

Wen — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:18:47 +0000

Ah, family. I actually missed the hell out of my family this year since I spent it with my boyfriend and his mother and her boyfriend, who have the singularly most screwed up relationship in history (he started packing to move out the next day, but he won’t leave because she supports him). Did I mention that she never shuts the hell up and I spent three days listening to her babble on and on and on about nothing and people I don’t know?

I’m thankful we only have to do this once a year.

By: Joey

Joey — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:17:09 +0000

Yes, Grey’s Anatomy WAS good this week!

You see, I avoid the whole “family thing” at Thanksgiving and stay home and cook for myself. My mom doesn’t even invite us for Thanksgiving because if she invites her decent children then my step-dad’s white trash kids and family have to be invited too. So I stay home, make my own feast and thank God I don’t have to deal with my in-and-out of jail stepbrother, the brattty step nieces and nephews and the step-sister in law who went to jail for stole $60,000 from her job at Menards. Now that’s something to be thankful about! Pass the pumpkin pie!