Comments on: Hey! Did you hear that? It’s my neighbor’s car alarm going off for the 34983976894th time today. AWESOME!!

By: M.A.

M.A. — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:10:38 +0000

Oh yes, baby. I lived in France — both in the north and the south and they have their own little corners of pooboir blanche (man, I’m rusty). I was actually there long enough that I got good at telling where someone was from in France. Of course, now my french is limited to obscene gestures and cuss words, so… merde, alors. (I really really wish you’d framed that cover… maybe you can order a back issue?)

By: Dixie

Dixie — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:13:14 +0000

I hate truckers. I shouldn’t say that because I know they’re not all the same, but THEY PEE ANYWHERE. And smell. And almost run me over at least once a day on the way to and/or from work. And one knocked my mirror off of my truck and rear-ended my friend when she was driving through the wheel wash. “I got a long way to go and a short time to get there…”

By: Cardigan

Cardigan — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:59:22 +0000

WOW Celestia and LiLo have MUCH in common.

By: spark and foam

spark and foam — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:39:44 +0000

“From that point on, Sucker started pursuing her more and more.” I can totally see why. XOXO Violet

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 21:14:02 +0000

Hmmm…I guess to see the redneckness that is my other half, you’d have to see him up close. But even then, he resembles Napoleon Dynamite more than a trucker. LOL! I’d love to see the sex-ay cover of your trucker magazine!

By: Laurie

Laurie — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:41:14 +0000

That e-mail made me throw up a little in my mouth.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:53:19 +0000

Oh dear…I’m married to one of those redneck truck drivers! But he’s smart, I promise! He does have a jacked up tooth now, though. But that was totally an accident involving a wrench, some grease and a porcelain-crowned front tooth that was just a bit too close….

Okay. Yeah. He’s a “whoa-doggie” type. Just without the overalls.

By: razor-vixen

razor-vixen — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:31:28 +0000

AS to awittykitty’s first comment…..not sure what part of town she was in, but there are definitely homeless, winos & beggars here! And, white trash, for sure. We’re just better about hiding them, I guess.

By: warcrygirl

warcrygirl — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 19:27:04 +0000

NGD, we LOVE your typos. What you see above is simply a case of “I think I’m smarter than I really am” or “I smarter than you are think I’m smart”.

Andria, there’s a show on every now and then covering lottery winners and how it affected them. One of the winners lived in England and if you took away the British accent and replaced it with a Southern accent it would look just the same, except they drive on the wrong side of the road.

By: Andria

Andria — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 19:26:15 +0000

NGD, no. Your typos add to the charm of your posts. Hers just adds to the crazy. Which I previously thought she could not do. Apparently I am wrong about her quite frequently.