Comments on: Eleanor put your boots on. http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370 Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:09:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: nogoodadddy http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12183 nogoodadddy Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:18:06 +0000 http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12183 "Today is Mr. Big Shot’s birthday" I know that was 3 days ago, but for the briefest of moments, I though that was bout me. It was my birthday and all on the 10th. And, I am a big shot...and an asshole “Today is Mr. Big Shot’s birthday”

I know that was 3 days ago, but for the briefest of moments, I though that was bout me. It was my birthday and all on the 10th. And, I am a big shot…and an asshole

]]> By: spark and foam http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12143 spark and foam Sat, 11 Aug 2007 18:06:17 +0000 http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12143 "What do you MEAN, he's not in the office??" Ha. How many meanings could there be? I am super jealous of your new album. Love, Violet PS, PLEASE remember to tell Mr Big Shot that I called to wish him a happy birthday! Write "happy birthday" on the message, with a heart, and... no, not a heart, like, TWO hearts, connected with an arrow, and then a unicorn. OK, like this: My name, a dash, then "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG SHOT!!!!" with two hearts, connected by an arrow, and a rainbow emanating from each heart, and then a unicorn with a word bubble saying "You're the coolest!!!" Like that. And my cell phone number, with a leprechaun saying, "You can call collect!" “What do you MEAN, he’s not in the office??” Ha. How many meanings could there be?

I am super jealous of your new album.

Love,
Violet

PS, PLEASE remember to tell Mr Big Shot that I called to wish him a happy birthday! Write “happy birthday” on the message, with a heart, and… no, not a heart, like, TWO hearts, connected with an arrow, and then a unicorn. OK, like this: My name, a dash, then “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG SHOT!!!!” with two hearts, connected by an arrow, and a rainbow emanating from each heart, and then a unicorn with a word bubble saying “You’re the coolest!!!” Like that. And my cell phone number, with a leprechaun saying, “You can call collect!”

]]> By: the Monk http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12142 the Monk Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:07:35 +0000 http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12142 i wonder what a tattoo with "Bow-chicka-bow-chicka" would look in Old English lettering, all caps? and, where to put it?! i wonder what a tattoo with “Bow-chicka-bow-chicka” would look in Old English lettering, all caps? and, where to put it?!

]]> By: Meany http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12130 Meany Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:44:07 +0000 http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12130 I WANT THAT ALBUM. Scott is so the shit, and if you ever break up with him, I will beat your skank ass. And now I will go donate to your cause, because I am such a goddamn pushover. (You had me at "inflamed bowels." Tear.) I WANT THAT ALBUM. Scott is so the shit, and if you ever break up with him, I will beat your skank ass. And now I will go donate to your cause, because I am such a goddamn pushover. (You had me at “inflamed bowels.” Tear.)

]]> By: awittykitty http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12124 awittykitty Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:17:05 +0000 http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12124 I wonder if people will ever understand that the receptionist is actually the smartest person in the entire company. Once I was constantly getting put down by this idiot newspaper reporter who worked at our company, so I surreptitiously gave him the (whoops) wrong number for a news story he was writing. So he thinks he's talking to some large important corporation, but instead I had given him the phone number to some local cheesy pet cemetary. HA!!! My bad!!! He didn't even know for about 5 minutes. I was totally cracking up at my desk. Amazingly he didn't say anything to me afterwards. High five for the "lowly" receptionist, sistah! I wonder if people will ever understand that the receptionist is actually the smartest person in the entire company. Once I was constantly getting put down by this idiot newspaper reporter who worked at our company, so I surreptitiously gave him the (whoops) wrong number for a news story he was writing. So he thinks he’s talking to some large important corporation, but instead I had given him the phone number to some local cheesy pet cemetary. HA!!! My bad!!! He didn’t even know for about 5 minutes. I was totally cracking up at my desk. Amazingly he didn’t say anything to me afterwards. High five for the “lowly” receptionist, sistah!

]]> By: warcrygirl http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12120 warcrygirl Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:17:48 +0000 http://yeahimadork.com/archives/370#comment-12120 HAHAHAHA! Scott is my kind of kink. Bow-chicka-bow-chicka. People are retards. Yer welcome. HAHAHAHA! Scott is my kind of kink. Bow-chicka-bow-chicka. People are retards. Yer welcome.

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