I think we know who the REAL bitch is here.

Filed under: Celebrities are retards., Rants — andria at 10:05 am on Thursday, October 18, 2007

Dude, if I have to hear about Ellen fucking DeGeneres and this dog thing anymore, I’m going to puke.

Before this, I have to say I was an Ellen fan. I’ve always found her to be funny, and felt bad for her when ABC used her homosexuality to boost the show, and then didn’t stand behind her when her show sank in the ratings as a result. But I don’t think I like her anymore, because she’s going on her TV show with her big, over-the-top tears about Iggy, the poor little orphan dog that she saved from certain death and then gave to her hairdresser. (To be honest, I’m shocked someone gets paid to make her hair look like that. I assumed she got out of the shower and let it dry, and voila - hairstyle.)

First of all, I don’t mind what she did, exactly. She adopted a dog, it didn’t work with the pets she already had, and she gave it to a family she thought would provide a suitable home for this dog. Except that’s not what the CONTRACT that she signed with the rescue facility said. It said that she must return the dog to the facility, so that they can go through their channels in finding the animal a new home. But, being a vapid celebrity, she assumed that this little stipulation didn’t apply to her, and she went around the rule and just did whatever the hell she wanted (for further examples of this rule, please see Paris Hilton and Britney Spears’ DMV records).

Well, there are rules for a reason. Yes, some (ok, most) of these rescue shelters are nazis about who they send animals home with. But there’s a reason - they want to make sure the animal is going to be cared for and treated properly. People abuse animals, and they want to do their best to make sure that they’re placed in a loving environment. Most of these places are being operated by volunteers - these are people giving their own free time to attend to these animals, and caring for them while they’re at the shelter. Now this shelter has been SHUT DOWN because the operators are being harrassed and threatened by the morons that watch her TV show each day, not to mention Ellen’s team of ass-kissing Yes People, who have to do whatever she says or they lose their job.

I think this is WRONG. Why aren’t the idiot PETA people protesting Ellen? Why aren’t people upset that she didn’t do the one thing the facility asked her to do, which was bring the dog back if it didn’t work? Why are people mad at the fucking RESCUE FACILITY THAT WAS ONLY DOING ITS JOB?

I really wish that these nutso animal activists that are always throwing red paint at fashion shows, and “liberating” animals from medical testing labs would go protest Ellen, and give her a taste of her own medicine.

UGH.
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Real dog-lovers don’t give their dogs away just because the cat doesn’t love them. Instead, they put party hats on them.

Butch is ready to PARTY.

Butch says happy birthday. Or “come and save me from these assholes.” Whatever.

9 Comments »

Comment by Kathy

October 18, 2007 @

Ooh, I’m so with you on this one. I never liked E deG and I really think she’s a jerk now. Yes if I have to hear one more word about it I’ll throw up too

Comment by warcrygirl

October 18, 2007 @

I like Ellen too, but this whiny assed boo-hoo routine is getting old. Let’s go throw some paint on her.

Comment by Kristen

October 18, 2007 @

I think Butch looks sad. I don’t think it’s really his birthday, and he knows it, too.

I really hate to admit it, but I agree that Ellen is in the wrong. I know she probably wants with all her heart to let the world know that her hairdresser is a suitable caregiver for the dog, but that dog needs to be returned to the shelter as described in the (I’m just guessing here) legally binding contract that Ellen signed when she adopted him. It’s heartbreaking, yes, but please, Ellen, don’t cry on TV just to get things to work out the way you want them to.

I feel bad for the hairdresser’s little girl, too, getting her hopes up for that one doggy. She says she only wants Iggy (or that’s what the one article I read says), but if someone would take her to a shelter and let her walk around for 15 minutes, I’m sure she could fall in love with 5 other dogs or cats that need a home.

Comment by awittykitty

October 18, 2007 @

I’ve never been a fan of Ellen’s. Ever. In fact, I cringe everytime I see that dumb dancing thing she does. Argh! But when I saw her crying on one of the entertainment shows I thought something really serious had happened like she had adopted a kid and it died or something. Using your power of celebrity to get your way is just totally uncool.

Comment by RDC

October 18, 2007 @

Apparently Ellen didn’t sign the contract, her girlfriend did. Those god-damned Aussies.

I say: less donut-boppin’ more communicatin’.

Comment by Kayla

October 19, 2007 @

See, that kind of fails because I used to like Ellen on some degree. But to go against what the shelter said was indeed a typically idiotic celebrity action. Stupid woman.

I say we rip up the contract the populace signed when we allowed her to become famous and return her to her manufacturers so we can hopefully get a full refund.

Comment by DanjerusKurves

October 19, 2007 @

I do not watch that much telly to start with, but when I do watch it’s never these types of shows. As an educated adult, I get caught-up with my celebrity gossip on the internet … having said which, and you have no idea how much this pains me to admit … I was pretty-much on Ellen’s side (based purely on the snippets of news that drifted rapidly past my short attention span) until I read this post. Now I agree with you that she should have fulfilled her legal and/or moral obligations. Clever hoar!

Comment by Kayla

October 19, 2007 @

I love Maddox. I breathe Maddox. I think Maddox and I should get married and have bitter, intelligent, ass-kicking babies. Because that would genuinely be all thirty-one flavors of awesome. Seriously. I’m glad you appreciate my efforts.

Once I import all of my other posts (or not, because I’ll probably just be lazy and start completely from scratch like always), we can talk about more fun things I’m sure. Because, well, you’re amazing. And you should really be my friend.

Pink? Well. I guess that’s acceptable. Actually, that’s probably better than my black one. Because pink is slightly original. If you’re a fairy, which I am sure that you are. But such a cute one. I’m so done.

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