Comments on: I think we know who the REAL bitch is here.

By: Kayla

Kayla — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:16:48 +0000

I love Maddox. I breathe Maddox. I think Maddox and I should get married and have bitter, intelligent, ass-kicking babies. Because that would genuinely be all thirty-one flavors of awesome. Seriously. I’m glad you appreciate my efforts.

Once I import all of my other posts (or not, because I’ll probably just be lazy and start completely from scratch like always), we can talk about more fun things I’m sure. Because, well, you’re amazing. And you should really be my friend.

Pink? Well. I guess that’s acceptable. Actually, that’s probably better than my black one. Because pink is slightly original. If you’re a fairy, which I am sure that you are. But such a cute one. I’m so done.

By: DanjerusKurves

DanjerusKurves — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:03:13 +0000

I do not watch that much telly to start with, but when I do watch it’s never these types of shows. As an educated adult, I get caught-up with my celebrity gossip on the internet … having said which, and you have no idea how much this pains me to admit … I was pretty-much on Ellen’s side (based purely on the snippets of news that drifted rapidly past my short attention span) until I read this post. Now I agree with you that she should have fulfilled her legal and/or moral obligations. Clever hoar!

By: Kayla

Kayla — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:41:56 +0000

See, that kind of fails because I used to like Ellen on some degree. But to go against what the shelter said was indeed a typically idiotic celebrity action. Stupid woman.

I say we rip up the contract the populace signed when we allowed her to become famous and return her to her manufacturers so we can hopefully get a full refund.

By: RDC

RDC — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:11:42 +0000

Apparently Ellen didn’t sign the contract, her girlfriend did. Those god-damned Aussies.

I say: less donut-boppin’ more communicatin’.

By: awittykitty

awittykitty — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:19:24 +0000

I’ve never been a fan of Ellen’s. Ever. In fact, I cringe everytime I see that dumb dancing thing she does. Argh! But when I saw her crying on one of the entertainment shows I thought something really serious had happened like she had adopted a kid and it died or something. Using your power of celebrity to get your way is just totally uncool.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:22:44 +0000

I think Butch looks sad. I don’t think it’s really his birthday, and he knows it, too.

I really hate to admit it, but I agree that Ellen is in the wrong. I know she probably wants with all her heart to let the world know that her hairdresser is a suitable caregiver for the dog, but that dog needs to be returned to the shelter as described in the (I’m just guessing here) legally binding contract that Ellen signed when she adopted him. It’s heartbreaking, yes, but please, Ellen, don’t cry on TV just to get things to work out the way you want them to.

I feel bad for the hairdresser’s little girl, too, getting her hopes up for that one doggy. She says she only wants Iggy (or that’s what the one article I read says), but if someone would take her to a shelter and let her walk around for 15 minutes, I’m sure she could fall in love with 5 other dogs or cats that need a home.

By: warcrygirl

warcrygirl — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:58:59 +0000

I like Ellen too, but this whiny assed boo-hoo routine is getting old. Let’s go throw some paint on her.

By: Kathy

Kathy — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:06:54 +0000

Ooh, I’m so with you on this one. I never liked E deG and I really think she’s a jerk now. Yes if I have to hear one more word about it I’ll throw up too