Tom and the real girl.
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Comment by warcrygirl
October 26, 2007 @
At least she’s allowed to wear heels. I like how Tom is showing her off, like she’s some kind of show dog or something. WOOF!
Comment by nogooddaddy
October 26, 2007 @
Me: Hmmm…Real Doll. what’s that (click). Holy mother of God, what the fuck? clicks links…clicks deeper into the site (feeling the intense suction). Holy shit.
do people buy and then fuck those things? I’m terribly confused. It seems expensive, no?
Comment by andria
October 26, 2007 @
WCG, my favorite comment after the divorce was on David Letterman, Nicole Kidman responded when he asked how she’s been since the divorce. She said, “Well, now I can wear heels again.” He must have gotten over his height issue with “kate”, because she’s about six feet taller than him. She looks like a sparkly giraffe.
NGD, I thought a sicko like you would know what real doll is. Yes, people (weirdos) buy them and fuck them. There’s a movie coming out about it called “Lars and the real girl.” (hence the post title.)
Comment by Violet
October 26, 2007 @
It’s nice to see someone using The Stepford Wives as the style inspiration it was meant to be.
Comment by GoingLoopy
October 26, 2007 @
I will cop to looking at the Real Doll site too. What I found most amusing about it: (1) they will make shemales and (2) they will make “custom skin tones” (i.e., blue) for those who want to fuck aliens/elves/etc.
Katie looks like Tom has been tugging on her skirt in an effort to get her to pay attention. If that dress slid any lower, we’d be seeing a “wardrobe malfunction.”
Comment by awittykitty
October 26, 2007 @
Scientologist meets Stepford. No wonder their kid looks so weird. Lots of plastic parts involved.
Comment by the Monk
October 27, 2007 @
they call ‘em “Dutch Wives” in Japan. might Katie be from Amsterdam?
and Tom, from Creepistan?
Comment by scotvalkyrie
October 27, 2007 @
I’m reminded of the “doll” in the movie Casanova by Fellini. But then I’m weird that way.
Comment by Lando
October 28, 2007 @
i got a kick out of the options on the male dolls. kelly made me look, and apparently, flaccid IS an option. bet it even comes with a note that says “this hasn’t ever happened to me before”
Comment by ThreeBadDogs
October 28, 2007 @
Oh my gawd. I am with NoGoodDaddy — I kind of knew these things existed, but I had no idea of the technology involved. The last time I saw something in this category, it was inflatable and being batted around like a beach ball in the stands at a Badger game. Not even close.
At least Suri will be raised with the Beckhams as her parents’ best friends, so she’ll have no concept at all of “normal.”
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Comment by Jen
October 25, 2007 @
I don’t get how your site works anymore. There are no backward and forward buttons, and I can’t figure out how to get back to entries I missed. Christ.