This just in…
So. I read today that germ/sperm receptacle Pam Anderson filed from divorce from that smarmy whatshisname that used to bang Paris Hilton and was married to Shannen Doherty. After 72 days.
She married him after her divorce from Kid Rock - which lasted a whole wopping three months.
I don’t give a shit what this woman does with her life. If she wants to play out her pathetic life for the whole world (and her children) to see, that’s her choice. But I do care that she, and people like her - can do whatever they want in respect to marriage, as long as it’s a man and a woman. But homosexuals, because of jesus zealots, are not afforded the same right - they can NOT get married.
Because you know, if we let people of the same sex marry each other, that might somehow “ruin the sanctity of marriage.”
Ugh.
Hey, speaking of stupid celebrities, I read that Wil Smith and Manly Pinkett Smith want to open a school for scientologisthome-schooled kids - which seems like an oxymoron. I mean, doesn’t the term “home-school” imply that people want to educate their kids… AT HOME???
I think this goes back to two things:
1. His obscene arrogance.
2. Scientology.
I suspect his kids are home-schooled because Xenu would be very, very, upset if Will and Manly’s kids weren’t taught the scientology cirriculum. And if they’re exposed to that dastardly public school system, then he doesn’t get to the super elite thetan level where the other closeted homos real kooks like John Travolta and Tom Cruise are.
I wish they would just come out and get it over with.
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In other news, I hate my hair.
11 Comments »
Comment by andria
December 17, 2007 @
Well, for obvious reasons, I have to question JS’s decision-making ability. BUT. I have to agree that you should stay away from this movie. They will put subliminal messages in your (teeny) brain to make you want to jump on Oprah’s couch and yell at Matt Lauer about psychiatry.
Comment by ashley
December 17, 2007 @
shit is old news, tmz already reported that theyre not actually divorcing
Comment by DanjerusKurves
December 17, 2007 @
I suspect that Scientology is just one big convenient tax shelter. Except for the nutjobs who actually believe in that crap. Kind-of like Christianity.
Comment by awittykitty
December 17, 2007 @
How come nobody has tried to convert Pamster into a Scientologist? Oh….too busy pouching marginal Rock Star Has-Beens for her next husband, I guess.
Comment by Halo Askew
December 18, 2007 @
Oh, I know. It’s ludicrous. These people make a mockery of marriage. And I just read that the Pam/Rick divorce is cancelled (what, for a day?). Why ANYONE would marry that slimebag Rick is beyond me. Maybe because they both have nasty public sex tapes in their pasts? And why anyone could be sucked into the stupidity of Scientology is beyond me as well. I was so thrilled to hear that Germany was trying to ban the damn thing. Guess they’re a bit sensitive now about raving lunatics, huh?
Comment by Kristen
December 18, 2007 @
I’m equally disgusted with the laws governing gay marriage vs plastic-women-with-Hep-C marriage. She’s turning into a Liz Taylor.
Comment by JewelrySlut
December 18, 2007 @
Andria, I, too, often question my own decision-making ability…look at what I live with. I mean c’mon! What in god’s name was I thinking?
Comment by Anne
December 18, 2007 @
http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/11/15/i-spy/#comments
Hi!! Just something that crossed my mind that I’d tell you. When I had to explain how I met some people all over the freakin’ country, I simply said online. Boards, common interests…no mention of a blog ‘tall. Nunya bidness, tyvm. Anyhoo…the bit above is to refresh your memory, in case you have a moment similar to what I call ‘mommy brain’. Because I’m weird like that.
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Comment by ngooddaddy
December 17, 2007 @
In other, other news, I hate you.
Tell me you put that ine in there for me.
So, you’re saying that JewelrySlut is right to not let me see “I Am Legend”. But I want to!