Comments on: It’s a return to glamour.*

By: Jen

Jen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:44:28 +0000

Sugar, your hair won’t ever be the same as it was pre-surgery. Sorry. Unless you didn’t particualy like your hair before surgery. In which case, congratulations.

By: cardiogirl

cardiogirl — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:56:53 +0000

Oh yeah, I would make an awesome detective. I was like, Yes, it’s the laundry detergent. Get thee to Target. And then. The Niacin.

(Clears throat) I’ll just stick to letting the cops on Law & Order figure everything out.

On to girlie stuff, didn’t Heidi Klum look so pretty in that red dress? I didn’t see any of the Oscars and only caught a picture of her on the internet at some gossip rag site, but I thought she looked really glamorous.

By: Violet, again, for some reason

Violet, again, for some reason — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:35:42 +0000

“Baby bump” is a repulsive term.

By: awittykitty

awittykitty — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:52:50 +0000

Oh, and P.P.S. Am I the only person supremely annoyed by Hollywood reporters referring to pregnant women who are showing in the belly area as “baby bumps”. That’s so stupid and precious. That’s like something you would tell a 3 year old.

By: awittykitty

awittykitty — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:47:02 +0000

The only time I ever took niacin, I ended up calling 911 and going to the hospital in an ambulance thinking I was having a heart attack. At least you weren’t such a drama queen.
As for the Oscars, I knew it was going in the toilet when Regis Philbin did that retarded segment at that beginning. Regis Philbin? Why not somebody under the age of 100? Plus everyone spoke foreign languages. I had only seen “Sweeney Todd” and they didn’t show Johnny Depp nearly enough. And montonges of people waking up? They ahould have just turned the camera towards us.

By: Lando

Lando — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:38:40 +0000

hahaha od on niacin. thats awesome.

By: Wombat

Wombat — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:28:21 +0000

Ok,

I’m gonna have to seriously research your blog for the last 2 years and see what has gone on! I’m making a re-appearance n the blogworld, drop by if you want to …

By: Meany

Meany — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:23:45 +0000

Good save, dude. I think less hair is a decent price to pay for not-on-fire skin.

And also — during the Oscars, a friend of mine over here announced one of the winners on TV — I bet you saw her! I won’t type her name on here, but she was the only Army chick on there, I think. Pretty bad-ass, eh?

By: GoingLoopy

GoingLoopy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:05:22 +0000

At least you figured out what it was….and speaking of itching, jesus god Tide does that to me. That, and Cheer Free. My mom had that shit one year when I went home and dragged my laundry with me. I put on a pair of freshly washed socks, and my feet started breaking out in hives. Thank god I didn’t try the underwear first.

And yeah. The Oscars had entirely too much superfluous bullshit. I did think it was cool that Jon Stewart called the Best Song girl back and let her talk, though.

By: warcrygirl

warcrygirl — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:55:25 +0000

I’m really starting to get creeped out by Angelina. Will she not love these babies more than the ones she adopted? I mean, if her kids have no personality she has no one to blame but herself. In my world I would have found that out AFTER I washed every damn fabric in the house.

NGD is even funnierer when he mispells his insults.