Comments on: JetBlew.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:16:57 +0000

What, no pics of the fat guy? ::sigh::

By: joe to hell

joe to hell — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:47:33 +0000

AMEN to will and jada
homo and dyke
the sham continues

By: Lando

Lando — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:11:04 +0000

last flight i was on, there was plenty of room. Loopy and i even had an empty seat between us and i could have gone spread eagle had i the yen.

man, that was nice…

By: nogoodadddy

nogoodadddy — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:38:15 +0000

B-O-O H-O-O

Get back to me after that’s happened to you 47 more times and it’s 100+ degrees outside and the A/C is shut off on the plane to save fuel.

Then, and only then, can you bitch about anything flight-related.

I had a 2+ hour flight last night on a regional jet (so small I have to duck to walk through it and I’m only 6′ tall) that had a busted bathroom, sitting behind a recliner and in front of a seat kicker and next to a leaner/window gawker.

Oh look…in 22 hours I have another flight!

By: Chickpea

Chickpea — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:11:23 +0000

That’s how Virginia is. I’m in Northern Virginia and we’re a completely separate planet from Virginia but because we make more money, have the richest counties, draw in more funding than the rest of the state and fund everything down south, the south tolerates us and doesnt try to secede from the union. You would fit in just fine if were up north a skosh… like near Dulles…

By: cardiogirl

cardiogirl — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:56:23 +0000

For some reason when I read this line “It occurs to me I didnâ€™t write about my time in Virginia” I saw the following:

“It occurs to me I didnâ€™t write about my time in Vagina.” Um, I have read you before and I don’t believe you are obsessed with your vagina and I know I am not obsessed with your vagina. Maybe Scott is, and he was channeling through my head like a medium while I read this. I don’t know.

Sorry your flight sucked.

By: warcrygirl

warcrygirl — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:31:43 +0000

Dammit you promised to come down to see me next time you were out. YOU LIED TO ME. Seriously, if you do move out I’ll come up to see you and we’ll be BFFs and EVERYTHING!

I’ll bring the kids. That includes you, Ass Monkey.

By: Smed

Smed — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:38:19 +0000

Could be worse. You could be stuck in a middle seat having to pee while doing laps around the Minneapolis airport waiting to land because the fog is thick.

Yep…thanks Northwest for the kidney stone.

By: Violet

Violet — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:16:19 +0000

Welcome back! and thanks for the awesome making-out picture. I couldn’t tell who it was at first, and I mistakenly believed it was some creeps from your flight back to Long Beach. Huh. XOX

By: DanjerusKurves

DanjerusKurves — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:49:13 +0000

But did you get the 6-incher or the 12-incher? . . . SANDWHICH, that is!!!