Comments on: I’m far too classy to put a pussy pun in this title.

By: Dixie

Dixie — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:30:31 +0000

Aww, poor stinky butt wet kitty. He’s so cute.

Rob & Big is the most awesomest show EVAH!! Those two are the biggest goofs ever. I also laugh out loud, haw haw haw laughs, everytime I watch it.

Watching the Real World, too, and they are all a bunch of douchebags, as usual.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:19:35 +0000

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So wait, those of us who DO put pussy puns in our blog titles are less classy? I see how you are.

And yet, you’ve earned my respect. Ike is a male version of Packet, I’m sure of it, and I do the same thing when she has “underwear issues”: lock the two of us in the bathroom, try not to lose too much blood, and repeat over and over again that “This is because mommy LOVES YOU. SO MUCH. You’ll feel better, I promise!”

I haven’t been able to bathe her properly for a while because there’s no bathtub in the downstairs bathroom and I’m not about to hold her up to the showerhead (it makes me laugh hysterically to think about it, though). I can’t put her in the bathtub upstairs because Darren’s mom is allergic to cats and I’m sure Packet would find a way to shoot fur and dander into every single corner and onto every single stupid, decorative towel in there.

By: GoingLoopy

GoingLoopy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:10:38 +0000

“Express anal glands” - there’s some kind of pun in there, too. I know there is.

That said, I haven’t given any of my furballs a bath since Emily was a tiny kitten and had fleas. It was bad enough when she fit in the palm of my hand - I don’t even wanna think about now. Scissors good. Lando gives HIS 23 pound beast a bath sometimes, though. The results are much the same as Ike’s photos….bedraggled, pissed off cat that then proceeds to go roll in the cat box.

One suggestion - get a top-loading carrier. That’s the only thing that works on my Emily and Sissy. (Maggie is curious, and always crawls right in the box. Plus, she’s small enough to manhandle.) They had some at Target that are collapsible, were only $15, and carried my 15-pound brats easily. I think they were on the dog aisle.

By: Chickpea

Chickpea — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:28:14 +0000

Add 40 pounds and that’s the exact same thing I go through with my dog during bath time. This is why I pay the vet $45 to wash, dry, brush, clip nails, clean ears, and “express anal glands” for me. It’s worth every God damn penny.

Also, anyone who gives you shit about spending money on a pet clearly has no clue that pets may not be children, but they ARE members of the family. Douchebags.

By: portia12

portia12 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:00:42 +0000

LOL poor kitty! I feel your pain. I had to put my kitty in the carrier when he was extremely ill once and I ended up dropping him in and I think I hurt him and he peed himself. Poor kitties! They don’t realize that we are only doing it cause we love them. You are so brave, and think of the money you saved. He only looks a little indignant. You can tell he’s happy it’s all over with.

By: awittykitty

awittykitty — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:59:25 +0000

Oh Andria, we’re kitty mommy twins. I’m always saying things like “You’re mommy’s baby” in squeaky baby talk to Guardcat and she just looks at me disdainfully. And I cry at the vet’s too, although Guardcat hasn’t been to one in about 7 years. Hope Ike’s test come out ok. I’m sure they will. ^..^

By: Jess

Jess — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:03:51 +0000

Good lord, Ike is such a character! I just love him so. xoxo - me

By: nogoodadddy

nogoodadddy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:36:15 +0000

“we’ll sedate him and groom him, but obviously, that’s going to cost you more.”

Again…there’s a gem in there somewhere

By: nogoodadddy

nogoodadddy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:34:45 +0000

“hen I saw the poop stuck all over his ass, and the streaks on my floor”

(Stops reading…starts thinking of witty comment)

Damn…I can’t come up with anything.

By: warcrygirl

warcrygirl — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:24:00 +0000

Next time use Old Spice Hair and Body. Hey, if it works for skeevy old men with tons of body hair it’ll work for Ike! I like how Ike is giving “cat’s ass” to your picture, I guess he doesn’t dare to it to you in real life? I bet he does it while you’re sleeping though…