Comments on: Like a rolling stone.

By: HRT

HRT — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:11:35 +0000

Still crazy after all these years…

So I just hit your archives, and apparently Celestia first hit the scene some 4 to 8 years ago. How is it physically possibly to sustain crazy for that long? I mean, I always thought that crazy was like a stage in life, something that you either outgrew, or died from? We should get Dateline, Nightline, the Discovery Health Channel or SOMEbody out there to check her out, cause that’s just not natural to be that crazy for that long.

By: Nightmare

Nightmare — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:50:54 +0000

What a twit.

If you lived in Michigan I would swear that celestia, was really a woman named Laural and she used to be married to a friend of mine. She just had her gall bladder taken out, and I’m pretty sure that she hasn’t left the couch in 8 years ’splain that Lucy!

By: nogoodadddy

nogoodadddy — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:29:13 +0000

Thank you Kristen. I was asking the same thing. I kinda thought the gall bladder was related to the liver and the creation of bile and stuff like that. Seems Rutgers led me astray on yet another count.

If I ate that diet? Holy shit.

Literally.

By: golfwidow

golfwidow — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:11:35 +0000

I think I know what connects the gall bladder to the colon.

The Brooklyn Bridge.

(I’m here all week. Try the veal.)

By: scott

scott — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:52:51 +0000

300! it must’ve sounded like the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre in the toilet (the olive oil must’ve floated them all back upstream). hmmmm… that makes the Jimmy Hoffa comment sound pretty plausible. and i’m still laughing about that one.

By: Chickpea

Chickpea — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:45:15 +0000

That just pisses me off. I think I’d clock her if I worked with her and I wouldn’t mind losing my job for it. Coming from someone who’s passed a gallstone, I can honestly say she is completely full of shit - ok maybe not anymore due to her recent diet. First off, to pass one, it has to be tiny and you won’t really see it. Second, it’s excrutiating and I was writhing in agony on a bed for 6 hours not understanding what was going on and contemplating going to the ER. Third, there are a few good chiropractors in the world but this one is a fucking quack and he and Celestia deserve each other. After passing the baby one, I eventually had a sonogram and it showed that I had a big one in there. My big gallstone was so big that it blocked functions and I ended up in the ER with emergency removal surgery and had the whole organ removed with the stone. Fuck her. I cannot believe someone married that idiot.

By: awittykitty

awittykitty — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:07:38 +0000

Celestia really needs to star in her own reality show. I’d definitely watch. Maybe you could narrate like: “Now Celestia approaches the bathroom in search of relief of her 300 gallstones after her cleansing 2 day diet of fresh fruit and Chriropractica Juice, now available on ChiropracticaJuice.com.”

By: Kristen

Kristen — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:01:32 +0000

Alright, i’m going to need Celestia to draw me a picture of how her gall bladder is connected to her colon.

By: cloudy

cloudy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:54:54 +0000

Awesome. and ewe.

By: warcrygirl

warcrygirl — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:54:16 +0000

I don’t know what is more disturbing: her following and believing this shit or the fact that she inspects what she leaves in the toilet. I mean, I thought I was the only one who did that. Her next diet will be nothing but pepperoni, pasta and red wine; the result will be her passing Jimmy Hoffa.