What’s your price for flight?
To be fair to Conservative Christian, I don’t think his christianity or conservative leanings necessarily had to do with not liking how much I curse. He is not the first man to say that I’m “unladylike”, and he will likely not be the last. I think more than anything, he was raised in a little tiny town (you know, the places where the only “real” Americans are, with “real” values), and he’s just not extroverted enough to deal with a girl like me. And that’s alright, I guess. It does piss me off that he made such a snap judgment, though. If he would have stuck around, he would have found that I’m actually pretty civilized when I want to be. (And I also give excellent blowjobs, but he’ll never get to find that out, either. Ahem.)
Whatever.
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Um, I’m pretty pissed about something that probably the majority of people reading don’t give two shits about. (I don’t care.)
ABC network buttholes fired Brooke Smith, the actress who plays Dr. Hahn on Grey’s Anatomy. REALLY? How can the most engaging storyline that show’s had all season be cut off so suddenly if it had nothing to do wtih ABC being pussies about showing a developing lesbian relationship? Is it because the actresses who play those characters aren’t a size 0, and therefore aren’t worth looking at in a sexual situation? Is it because they’re afraid to have two women discussing gay sex? Even though the heteros on that show do nothing BUT fucking talk about sex? That show hasn’t been great in a while, but I really liked that story (and the two actresses). It was fun, and heartfelt, and different. As soon as I figure out who to bitch at, I’m going to write them and tell them how angry I am. And if you’re a fan of the show, I would suggest you do the same.
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Celestia, my favorite retard, was telling me the other day about whatever stupid thing she’s doing to her body in the search for perfection (she’s so crazy she doesn’t realize that her body IS damn near what people consider perfect). She’s doing this wacky diet that goes in stages, and at the time, she was at the “lettuce leaves and grapefruit” stage (incidentally, this stage got her in the ER the next day, but that’s another story). She explained that not having sugar and salt was making her heart “palpulate” (she’s used that one before), and then told me that this great new diet was helping to regulate the “gastronal testinal issues” that she was having.
Gastronal testinal.
I guess I could correct her and tell her the correct way to say it, but then it wouldn’t be very amusing, would it?
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