God, I’m sick of it already.
Top Ten Reasons I Won’t Go See “Sex And The City”:
10. I’m sick of television shows as movies.
9. It seems a little desperate since Sarah Jessica Horseface and Cynthia Nixon are the only ones who’ve done anything since the show wrapped a million years ago.
8. All the filming photos that were all over the internet for the last few months made me tired of it already, and therefore not care.
7. I’m over the stupid wardrobe.
6. It’s only going to start even more lame “feminist” talk. Sorry - just because women sit around and talk about blowjobs and period sex doesn’t make them feminists. It kinda makes them whores. (And that’s not a bad thing, but let’s call it what it is, mmmk?)
5. Spending two hours watching Carrie Bradshaw (the least watchable and/or likeable character since Meredith Grey) is not my idea of a good time. I could handle it for a half hour. That’s it.
4. They waited too long after the show, and I don’t really care about these characters any more.
3. I’m already sick of hearing what a style icon Sarah Jessica Parker is. Her stylist is the one picking all those clothes no one else has can ever wear because they aren’t a size 000.
2. The thought of the press tour, and watching those women pretend they all like each other makes me want to gag.
1. Three words: SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
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