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So. I read today that germ/sperm receptacle Pam Anderson filed from divorce from that smarmy whatshisname that used to bang Paris Hilton and was married to Shannen Doherty. After 72 days.

She married him after her divorce from Kid Rock - which lasted a whole wopping three months.

I don’t give a shit what this woman does with her life. If she wants to play out her pathetic life for the whole world (and her children) to see, that’s her choice. But I do care that she, and people like her - can do whatever they want in respect to marriage, as long as it’s a man and a woman. But homosexuals, because of jesus zealots, are not afforded the same right - they can NOT get married.

Because you know, if we let people of the same sex marry each other, that might somehow “ruin the sanctity of marriage.”

Ugh.

Hey, speaking of stupid celebrities, I read that Wil Smith and Manly Pinkett Smith want to open a school for scientologisthome-schooled kids - which seems like an oxymoron. I mean, doesn’t the term “home-school” imply that people want to educate their kids… AT HOME???

I think this goes back to two things:

1. His obscene arrogance.
2. Scientology.

I suspect his kids are home-schooled because Xenu would be very, very, upset if Will and Manly’s kids weren’t taught the scientology cirriculum. And if they’re exposed to that dastardly public school system, then he doesn’t get to the super elite thetan level where the other closeted homos real kooks like John Travolta and Tom Cruise are.

I wish they would just come out and get it over with.

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