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Ok. So I probably should give a little background info on yours truly, since I am sure you’re dying to know.

My name’s Andria.

I am 30, and live alone in Southern California. I have one younger sister, divorced parents and one wonderful stepdad. He and my Mom live about a mile away from me, and own the apartments I live in. You’d think that might get me some discount on rent, but it doesn’t. Cheap bastards.

I went to the high school where they filmed Beverly Hills, 90210, a shitty show that I am ashamed to admit I watched. Mostly because I was always looking for myself in the background. That’s right, I have seen Luke Perry and Shannen Doherty live and in person. I’ll give you a minute to be jealous.

I am an “executive assistant”, i.e., glorified receptionist at the corporate office of a national company.

I am single, have no serious boyfriend, but am seeing a few different guys…if you can call it that.

I didn’t go to college, which is why I am a 30 year old receptionist. As soon as I figure out what I want to be when I grow up, I am going back to school.

I am a dork. Nerd. Geek. Whatever. I love documentaries, trivia and other board games, watch too much TV, read a lot, and would rather stay in than go to some god-awful club full of people I can’t deal with.

I am attracted to smart men. Pretty boys are ok for five minutes, but that big brain is what gets me hot. And if he’s funny, too… oh, sweet juicy Jesus, do I get excited.

I have no tolerance for stupidity. People with no basic common sense have no place in society, and should be eliminated. God, that would make my morning commute SO MUCH EASIER.

I am a total chat whore. I love to meet and chat with other people, so if you see me on, do say hi.