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Whenever I’m out, and I see something bizarre that I want to take a picture of, I use my camera phone, because then it doesn’t look as obvious as taking out my real camera (it’s also quicker). So I got an idea that it would be fun to start a blog to post the pictures. If I ever get my fucking computer back, I can upload the other bizarro pictures I’ve taken.

The Bitch’s baby shower was surprisingly good on Saturday. I don’t think I’m fair to The Bitch in this blog, because she really is growing on me. I’m actually starting to (gulp) like her*.

The main reason I agreed to go to this baby shower (well, Kay would have forced me to go eventually) was that The Bitch told us that there was going to be a Taco Man. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this fantastic idea, a guy comes with a cart, and makes tacos for everyone. There was asada, al pastor (marinated pork), and chicken, and it was pretty much the best taco I’ve ever had (shut up, you pervs). I wonder how much it would cost me to have the Taco Man come and live with me?

Not surprisingly, when Barney (the “carnival”) got in line, he told the guy “No rice and beans. TACOS!” So he ate like, six tacos. And about two hours later, I saw him eating four more. Jesus.

While Briton and The Bitch were opening gifts, I looked over and noticed something. I nudged DMX and pointed it out, and we both started laughing. I could not resist.

That’s a crappy (and tiny) picture, because I had to take it with my camera phone. But it’s a certain jackass friend of mine who couldn’t manage to stay awake, even though the lazy fucker sleeps till noon.

As soon as people started noticing, his poor sucker of a wife, Angela, was mortified. Kay told RAM to go over and wake him up, but we had no idea that RAM was going to go over there with a water toy and squirt him in the face to wake him up. To say he looked like he was going to rip RAM to shreds would be putting it mildly.

*Kay and I have bonded with The Bitch over our love of the show “Big Brother”. She pointed out a website of some guy who watches the live feed 24/7, and we always know what’s going to happen in advance. I’m not one of those people who can’t watch something if I know what’s going to happen, but a lot of the time I don’t read it, because I don’t always want to know.

Speaking of “Big Brother”, I have to tell you, I’m really afraid of Erika’s face. Was she that Skeletor-looking when she was on the first time?

Yikes.

 

I hate The Geek Squad. And I’ll never take anything to them to get fixed again. 

This has been an expensive (and stressful) lesson on changing anti-virus software.

I also found out that I’m going to lose all my music. 20 gigs worth.

Woo.