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Is facebook the new myspace? Because, I have to tell you - as dumb as it may make me sound, I don’t get facebook AT ALL. I don’t like the profile page, I don’t like that it’s all clutter-y… I don’t get it. Maybe I just haven’t spent enough time, but I don’t understand it.
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There are more pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon holding hands.

Still gay.

It kind of bums me out that there are so many people so deep in the closet in Hollywood. I mean, they’re in the most liberal industry there is, you’d think it would be easy for them to come out. But I know there are too many stupid fucks who can’t watch Jake make out with a girl in a movie without thinking that he’s gay the whole time. These must be the same stupid people that think WWE (F) is real. (Incidentally, I am related to these people.) These people are morons.
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In more celebrities-should-be-forcibly-sterilized news, Gretchen Mol* gave birth to a boy and named him Ptolemy. FUCKING PTOLEMY. Come on, people. Jesus. Are these idiots so completely self-centered, so vapid, so incredibly INSANE that they think they are obligated to give their poor kid a fucked up name like Ptolemy? (Or Apple? Or Pilot Inspektor? Or Chester? Or Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily? Or Scout? This list is SO LONG.) Like they’re so important that they have to stick their offspring with the name that’s going to get their underwear pulled up over their head by the bully in the the fifth grade.

*She’s an actress. Vanity Fair put her on the cover on their Hollywood issue about eight hundred years ago and proclaimed her the “it girl”. The next big thing. So much for Vanity Fair and what the hell they know. She also has a slightly “touched” look about her. (And I don’t mean “photoshopped” touched, I mean “short bus” touched.)

I think as soon as a celebrity gives her kid a stupid name, the kid should immediately be taken away, and sent to live with Britney Spears or Michael Jackson. That’ll teach those celebrities.