This REALLY just in.
I used to think that Dina Lohan and that jailbird ex-husband of hers were the Worst Parents Ever, but I think I may be mistaken.
Just now, as I was watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians (come on, you’re not really surprised I watch this shit), they broke in to say that Jaimie Lynn Spears - sixteen year-old sister of Britney, IS PREGNANT.
They are the best looney white trash family ever.
(I saw this story in a blind item a few weeks ago in one of my trashy gossip blogs.)
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Today I did something I have never, ever done in the history of my employment at my company.
I wore a dress to work.
I thought people freaked out when I wore a skirt a few weeks ago, but a whole dress really made people nervous. I really had no idea that I had that kind of power. Everyone looked at the dress. (Which I got for $7 on the clearance rack. I love a bargain.) Then they would say, “Wow. You’re dressed up. You’re wearing a dress. And heels. Is someone dead? You never wear dresses. Is there some kind of meeting I didn’t know about? Is there a VP coming in to town, and no one told me? What’s going on? YOU’RE WEARING A DRESS!”
I also had no idea how boobtastic the dress was, but I won’t be wearing it to work again, because when I was sitting at my desk and working, every single fucking man that came up to my desk looked right down to my cleavage. A couple of them weren’t even shy about it, like the UPS guy, who told me both times he delivered to our office today “working up a sweat” every time he came in the office.
Gosh, there’s nothing like sexual harrassment to make a girl feel special.
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