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My mom had her hysterectomy yesterday. Everything was fine, and her doctor is confident that everything is gone, but they’ll know for sure when the pathology report comes back in about a week or two.

I have to say, it was very strange to be the one visiting someone in the hospital instead of being the one visited for a change. And even more strange to see my mom, who I think of as so tough and so strong, laying in that bed with a tube in her nose, and an IV in her arm. I know that she’s going to be OK, but it was still a little bit hard to see.

She gets to come home tomorrow, and I’m glad.

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I never get tired of videos that prove just how fucking wacko scientology is and what a bunch of simple-minded retarded robots follow it. I will admit though, that the militaristic lingo and video of grenades blowing up Washington DC are a little alarming.

I’m not sure what the fuck’s happened to Joan Van Ark.

I mean, I know there’s a lot of pressure in Hollywood to look youthful (which I don’t understand, but whatever), but at some point, one of these dopey actresses (or Kenny Rogers or Chuck Norris or Sylvester Stallone or Nicolas Cage or Clint Eastwood) HAS to look in the mirror and think, “Huh. I kind of look like an over-done mess right now. Maybe I need to re-think this whole look. I wonder if this is why children run screaming whenever I walk in the room?”

I predict Nicole Kidman will be the next one on that list. Her face is so full of botox that I could walk up and stab her with a machete and she wouldn’t wince. BECAUSE SHE CAN’T.

Uh, so what’s that segment of society that are so in love with all things Cher?

Oh, yeah - THE HOMOS.