http://yeahimadork.com Fri, 09 May 2008 23:05:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The comments for my most recent posts have been so illuminating, you guys have no idea. THANK YOU. _____________________________________________ This might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen. A disclaimer on a container of chocolate milk THAT SAYS IT CONTAINS MILK. Happy Friday. http://yeahimadork.com/archives/471 The responses to my last post have been amazing. I know that most of the time this blog is just a depository for my obsession with Hollywood and jokes at everyone else's expense, but when it comes right down to it, you guys pretty much kick ass when it comes ... http://yeahimadork.com/archives/470 Warning: No humor, all whining ahead. Have you ever felt like all the people that you thought had your back suddenly didn't really give a shit about you anymore? Because that's how I feel right now. I feel totally disconnected from everything and everyone around me. I have felt for a ... http://yeahimadork.com/archives/469 Saturday, I went to hang out at La's, along with some hoar, this other hoar, Madge, Marie, and two other fine, fine, ladies who I think are blogless (I THINK). We had lots of fun, drank some wine, ate lots of delicious food, made snarky comments about other people and ... http://yeahimadork.com/archives/468 Top Ten Reasons I Won't Go See "Sex And The City": 10. I'm sick of television shows as movies. 9. It seems a little desperate since Sarah Jessica Horseface and Cynthia Nixon are the only ones who've done anything since the show wrapped a million years ago. 8. All the filming photos ... http://yeahimadork.com/archives/466 I am EXTREMELY PLEASED to report that Kay, DMX, and I dodged an extremely large (and disgusting) bullet when Angela reported that they couldn't go with us to the river in June. As suspected, there were no trailers left (yes, TRAILERS, you buttwipe), so they won't be going. Hallelujah. Last Friday, ... http://yeahimadork.com/archives/465 Here's my comment on the Miley Cyrus/Vanity Fair bullshit: I really would like people to stop trying to blame VF and/or Annie Liebowitz for their part in this. The only thing Annie should be blamed for is taking a shitty photograph. It's ugly, and makes Miley look like something from ... http://yeahimadork.com/archives/464 So here's a fun story. Yesterday, I was over at Kay and DMX's house helping her get ready for a barbecue that they were having later in the afternoon. DMX was cleaning up in the backyard, Kay was laying on the couch with their new puppy, and RAM was playing in his ... http://yeahimadork.com/archives/463 Because I love you all, and want you to know about all the finer things in life, I'm going to share some more of my television viewing favorites with all of you. These two recommendations are not surprisingly, of the reality genre, and surprisingly, on MTV. The first show is Rob & ... http://yeahimadork.com/archives/462 I'm back home from Virginia, which blows. God damn, I wish Virginia was like, right next to Torrance (the city I live in), because I like it there, and it would make my life SO. MUCH. EASIER. And then I could have morning sex all the time, without having to ... http://yeahimadork.com/archives/461